Those air force fundies ought to be worried. If Jesus decides to turn the water from Cannon's lake into wine, it'll have tons of sediment in it. On second thought, with all that bacteria in it, the water may ferment on its own, without any divine help.
It really sucks to be a young airman. Air Force bases are usually in some Jeebus-forsaken hellhole with a nightlife that mostly involves pickling one's liver alone. Add to that the fact that the local recreational area is raw-sewage flavored...